Fake Human Being


is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(via astound)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(via crystallized-teardrops)


dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via telapathetic)

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